british: american people are so annoying

chinese: american people are so annoying

mexicans: american people are so annoying

french: american people are so annoying

americans: we are so annoying

canadians: I fucking love maple syrup

australians: we can do your accent but none of you assholes can do ours AHAHAHAHA

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

berksome:

a happy couple might’ve got married today 

someone might’ve kissed their best friend and realized they are gay today

someone might’ve found out they were officially cancer free today

someone might’ve finally finished their debut novel today 

lots of interesting things might’ve happening today 

we should celebrate 

you’re the kind of person everyone needs in their lives

(Source: olympercy, via what-the-hells-going-on)

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

(via what-the-hells-going-on)